pink eye and peas.

    May 30, 2023

    I’ve had pink eye, which is an unreasonably rosy name for something decidedly miserable. It coursed through all of my kids and settled in with me and while it was never welcome in the first place, it’s now overstayed in our apartment by nearly two weeks and I’m very ready to send it on its way.

    Available brain space for things that have not been cold compresses and hot ones and tea bags of different varieties has been limited, but I do marvel at my ability to focus on the most essential things when time is short and resources scarce.

    A short list of things I have found time for: 

    Trellising the windowbox peas. 

    Sun-bleaching the white towels.

    Taking a chopstick and the vacuum hose to the innards of the kitchen radiator.

    Spray painting a sidewalk-found outdoor bin.

    Hauling home a discarded children’s picnic table. 

    Weeding between the pebbles in the front garden.

    Sewing a banner that reads L-E-M-O-N-A-D-E.

    Sitting on the silver roof in a bathing suit.

    Listening to the final chapter of a book I started in October.

    Repotting geraniums.


    Things I haven’t:

    Writing my newsletter. 

    Writing a blog post.

    Writing a letter. 

    Writing at all.

    organizing with toilet paper rolls.

    May 18, 2023

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    Toilet paper is a thing our family uses on a daily basis. Some of us, still learning the ins-and-outs of managing personal hygiene, use more of it than others, but we generally try to be mindful about it being an inherently wasteful product and to use it sparingly and thoughtfully.

    We also hoard our toilet paper tubes and reuse those wherever we can. This is in part because otherwise they will overflow the recycling basket and in part because they are just so very handy.

    If you haven’t considered them before, allow me to make the case for this very humble tool. Emptied toilet paper tubes are useful for a hundred different craft projects and household uses and, stay with me, the ones from PlantPaper are truly top-notch. The company doesn’t use any adhesives, so the paper just rolls right off when it’s out, leaving a sturdy little blank canvas of a cardboard tube in its wake. Caveat: Such upcycling does have its downsides, as I recently learned when I found Calder, surrounded by a mound of unrolled paper on the bathroom floor because she, “wanted to get the toy inside.” Yes, the toy was the tube. Yes, I did re-roll the paper and ask her to please refrain from treasure hunting of that nature in the future.

    In case you need proof of utility, here are a few ways I like to use toilet paper tubes to tame the unruly craft and supply closet in my home office:

    Cable Sorter

    I fold my cables neatly, slide each one into a labeled tube and stash it someplace I’ll be able to find it again when desperately in need of a camera charger or hard drive cable. (If you’re a person with ample drawer space, lining up a row of these is a thing to try!)

    Scrap-fabric Keeper

    Loose fabric scraps are the bane of my existence. I wrangle them in lots of different ways, but one solid technique is to roll them all together and slide them into an empty tube for safe-keeping. This way the scraps don’t get folded or creased and I know where to reach for them when the next project beckons.

    Wire/ribbon Wrapper

    What’s a toilet paper tube if not a spool? I especially like using them for keeping wires contained, but they can work for yarn, ribbons, twill tape, et cetera. Bonus, if you poke a hole with a hole punch or awl and/or cut a slit into the side, you have an easy place to tuck the end of your wire so nothing unravels on you and you know right where to start.

    Paper-roll Wrangler

    Rose and I used a bunch of kitchen papers in writing our soon-to-be craft book and I love how neat and easy it is to keep the papers from unrolling with a toilet paper tube slit lengthwise down the middle. Wrapping papers, kraft papers, and kitchen papers are all quickly and easily corralled this way, with nary a crease from a rubber band or a tear from tape in sight.

    Multi-section Supply Holder

    Dowels, chopsticks, pencils, knitting needles, rulers, can all stay organized in my closet in this little multi-sectioned holder made from four toilet paper tubes. I use my very favorite paper gum tape to hold everything together and create some stability. (In my desk drawer, I keep tubes cut down to size for keeping track of smaller items.)

    Travel box

    If you’re heading somewhere and need to keep track of smaller supplies like camera cards, erasers, pocket knives, etc., use your thumbs to press two sides of a roll in on itself to create a closed end. Fill up the tube with your valuables, and fold the open end in on itself in the same way. (I forgot to grab a photo for this piece, but I’ll share a shot on my Instagram post.)

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